Comments on: Pelican’t

By: Jake Morrison

Jake Morrison — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:05:51 +0000

You are most welcome dear Denni. I can’t claim to remember every single story I told you, but I was decently sure that this was a new one. I am glad you enjoyed it.

My bear hat is awesome and amazing. It exists. I swear.

And yes Heather. I did get chomped on by a pelican.

By: Heather

Heather — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:05:28 +0000

Dude…didn’t you get chomped on by a pelican? or was that some other fowl I was thinking of?

By: Tanya

Tanya — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:31:50 +0000

Amusingly, I recall nothing about the conversation that occurred that night except that I had a really great time. In addition, I am told I ever so rudely spilled my drink on your bed and/or floor. Many apologies, oh masterful Pelican Wrangler.

I also do not recall wearing the bear hat. There was no bear hat. There is no such thing as bears. The end.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:26:03 +0000

That was a delightful story. I’m always immensely pleased whenever I find out that the people I know have either worked in an animal rescue or veterinary office, because then we can trade stories about how stupid animals are…..ESPECIALLY PIGEONS!

By: Pillow

Pillow — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:51:11 +0000

Great story. I hope one day that your blog gets so popular, they make a TV show of your descriptive and imaginative stories. :] Every episode would crazy-different and it’d be awesome!

Speaking of that - I watched the last episode of BSG with Bob last night and I basically had no fucking clue what was going on. And the acting is horrible. Bob said that the plot-line overules the bad acting. *shrugs* Whatevs.

And the rules are awesome. lol Yay! I’m right. And bear hat? wtf?

By: Desirai

Desirai — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:02:55 +0000

The story was long and lovely as always. Sadly though, I found no answers to why you’ve been such a mystery to me lately. I’m still hoping it’s just me.

By: Denni

Denni — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:03:05 +0000

*claps with glee* Oh I lvoe me some pelican stories and I am forever in your debt for not only telling one, but for telling one I hadn’t heard before!! Now I don’t know if that was a lucky coincedence because you couldn’t possibly remember every story you told me, or if you keep your emails from THAT long ago, or if you are indeed perfect and have a flawless memory, but whatever, it was great

Now I must go post an old picture of you that you may or may not still have!!